E.T.: The Book of the Green Planet by William Kotzwinkle (w/ Mark Stay)

Never meet your heroes, man. Specifically, never meet your heroes' asexual parent that resides on a Botany Planet where no one is ever allowed to be sad. This week on Authorized, Mark Stay returns to follow E.T. back to his home, The Green Planet. 

Unfortunately, E.T.'s like that one girl I went to private high school with who just keeps transferring schools over and over. He is immediately hellbent on getting back to Earth, but not before he describes every weird, boring plant on his planet to the reader. This has gotta be the most entertaining absolute slog we've ever read. 

Stay tuned at the end for appearances by Authorized favorites Gavin G. Smith and Max Fitzpatrick!

Check out Mark's new book The Ghost of Ivy Barn, and his many other projects! https://linktr.ee/WitchesOfWoodville

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Next week on Authorized: Season 3 premieres with Species by Yvonne Navarro, with guest David Sims