v23 - M4 Supermax

It is Wednesday, my dudes! This is normally a weekend listen, but there are new Macs to talk about. I wanted to give you the absolute freshest, least accurate information I can about all these neat new computers that I WILL NOT BE BUYING BECAUSE TIM COOK IS A COWARD.

Write something you want to say in all caps over at [email protected] and maybe I'll scream it on the show!

Inside-voice links follow:

• The new Kindle Paperwhite
• Black plastic is worse, now. Egg yolks are back to being good
• Fancy Shun knives at a reasonable price
• Don't waste your money on this combination sleeping mask / Bluetooth speaker
• iOS 18 Hearing Test
• Ricky Mondello's Apple Passwords migration strategy
• My new fuckthis.app platform
• Eric Doggett is helping me learn how to take pictures
• Aaron's puns, ranked
• New M4 Macs BUT NO 12" MACBOOKS TO SPEAK OF
• Can't wait to see The Rock star in the Apple Oregon Trail movie
• GitHub's new Copilot and Spark announcements
• Redditors Are Trying to Poison Google's AI to Keep Tourists Out of the Good Restaurants
• One man's high-end electric vehicle is another man's obsolete garbage
• Star Trucker game
• Call of Duty: Blops 6