CMS CLASSIC: GOOFY AS F*CK: Neeley and Chris Akin TROLL The Rockin’ Metal Revival!

Think your local rock station is “edgy”? On January 10th, 2009, Neeley and Chris Akin showed the world how it’s actually done. We love the guys over at the Rockin’ Metal Revival, but their “Ask Jim Bob” feature was a slow-pitch softball begging to be knocked out of the park. Only the CMS has the balls to call up their friends and leave the most disgusting, hilarious, and career-ending messages ever recorded. Are you ready to see how a real shock jock segment works, or are you just going to keep listening to the corporate-sanitized garbage?

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* The 2009 Goofiness: “Ask Jim Bob” Explained

* Neeley Relays Joe Freelance’s Catfish Question

* Chris Akin Pranks the RMR Hotline

* The 1/10/09 Mötley Crüe Enema Incident

* Trolling the “Hilljack” Jim Bob

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THE LINEUP: We dive deep into the legends: Motley Crue, Metallica, Judas Priest, Poison, Metal Church, Dokken, Lynch Mob, Journey, Ratt, and our favorite target, Eddie Trunk.

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