CMS CLASSIC: Is This The Weirdest Human Being Alive? Meet Jason The Horse

Is the world officially circling the drain, or are Neeley and Chris just the only ones brave enough to point it out? You’ve heard the legends of the fringe, but you have NEVER heard anything as demented, bizarre, and outright delusional as Jason The Horse. Does he really have a “horse soul” trapped in a human body, or is this the ultimate long-con on the mainstream media? Neeley and Chris dive into the “inter-species” madness that has to be heard to be believed. You won’t believe what Jason claims happens when he visits the stables—and you certainly won’t believe how the hosts react to his “inner horseness.”

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- Neeley and Chris Prepare for Impact

- The Legend of Jason The Horse Begins

- “I Have the Spirit of a Shire Draft Horse”

- Getting “Propositioned” at the Stables?

- The “Horse Ancestors” and Reincarnation

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