CMS CLASSIC: SHOCKING: Sex-Deprived College Girl Wants Chris Caffery’s Number! 2/21/09

This segment is from 2/21/09.

Are you ready to witness the most uncomfortable, depraved, and hilarious fan interaction in the history of internet radio? We’ve got a “college girl” named Becky on the line who claims she’s sex-deprived and desperate to get her hands on Trans-Siberian Orchestra guitarist Chris Caffery. Is she a legitimate superfan or a total “B-Tard” looking for a lawsuit? Neeley and Chris Akin peel back the layers of this bizarre encounter, asking the questions the mainstream media is too terrified—and too sane—to ask. You won’t believe what she’s willing to do for a phone number!

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- Becky The “B-Tard” Calls In- The Filthiest Question Ever Asked To A Fan- Becky’s Disgusting “Python” Secret- Neeley’s “Tijuana” Story vs. Becky’s Weekend- Chris Caffery: Attractive vs. “College Guys”

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