CMS CLASSIC: Why Best Buy and "The Metal Experts" Are Playing You

Are you tired of “professional” podcasters acting like every fart from Axl Rose is a gift from God? Why are 40-year-old men counting down the seconds to a record that’s already been leaked and dissected by the entire internet? Neeley and Chris expose the “insider” lies and the pathetic ego-stroking happening over at Talking Metal. Is Chinese Democracy even a real band, or just a desperate collection of session players and keyboard clones? We’ve got the balls to say what the mainstream media won’t: this whole thing is a total circus, and you’re being sold a dud.

* (00:01:21) - The “Metal Experts” and the Mystery of the Missing Disclaimer

* (00:02:02) - The Countdown to a Dud: Talking Metal’s GNR Obsession

* (00:05:37) - Who the F*ck is Bumblefoot? The Session Player Cavalcade

* (00:10:01) - The Infamous Peter Criss “Psycho Circus” Admission

* (00:13:42) - Why Axl Rose is the Only Name That Matters (And Why That Sucks)

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