How Far Is TOO FAR? Chris Akin Trolls The Most Desperate Woman On Earth!

Is Chris Akin actually a “computer programmer with a heart of gold,” or is he the most heartless bastard in internet history? Mainstream “dating experts” want to talk about “finding the one,” but CMS is busy catfishing the most desperate women on Plenty of Fish just to see how much they’ll swallow. When does a “dramatic reading” turn into a one-way ticket to hell? You won’t believe the “foot fax” request that finally pushed this segment over the edge.

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– Christian Ringle? The Birth of the Fake Profile

– “A Shy Guy With A Wallet of Gold”

– The Turtle Rescue Lie & Mammy Whiskers

– Classy Dates at the Olive Garden

– The “Foot Fax” & Stumpy Toes

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