I Slept STARFISH Style When She Left

The shame is real! The hosts continue to savage the “wholesome” secrets of married men’s alone time. This segment features confessions of perfecting napping conditions, getting lost in home improvement projects, and sleeping “starfish style” to avoid elbowing anyone. The hosts are incredulous at the level of misery and deception, especially the one guy who lied to his wife about how “difficult” his solo time was, just so she wouldn’t think he was on vacation. Listen for the host’s final takedown of these men living an “awful life”.

Is your single life better than these guys’ alone time? Share your thoughts!

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