Is "Infirmary Kids" The Worst Band In Human History?

Here’s a blast from your past from November of 2012. Is this the moment that finally breaks Chris Akin? We just got handed a CD from a local “artist” who actually thinks he hit a home run, but the truth is so god-awful it’s causing figurative physical medical emergencies in the chat room. Why is the mainstream music industry—and even your “friends”—lying to your face about what talent actually sounds like? Neeley and Chris are the only ones with the balls to put this garbage on blast and ask the real question: How much whiskey does it take to make this sound like music, and would you rather bang the hottest chick on Earth if it meant listening to this trash forever? Hit play and witness the total annihilation of a “career” before it even starts.

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– Chris’s Whiskey & Wine Fueled “Chef” Rant

– The Infirmary Kids: Worse Than A “Gatlin Demo”

– “Shit In My Brain”: The Death Of Lyrical Excellence

– The Truth: Stephanie Admits It’s “God Awful”

– The Ultimate Torture: Shadow Life vs. The Infirmary Kids

– The “Sons Of Anarchy” Ultimatum

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