The Classic Metal Show LIVE! 3/14/26 (Full Show)

Big Tech is rotting, your career is a ticking time bomb, and the music industry thinks you’re a “stupid” mark waiting to be robbed. Chris and Neeley strip the skin off the corporate bones to show you how AI is killing the “soul” of rock while Ticketmaster laughs all the way to the bank. Stop being a victim of the delusional nostalgia circuit and get the unfiltered truth before you’re erased.

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– Google is Obsolete: Why you’re officially a dinosaur in the AI era.

– The Ratt & Dokken AI “Albums”: Why robots sound better than Don Dokken in 2026.

– “Tommy Tickets” & The Facebook Scams: How low-IQ fans keep getting fleeced.

– The $1,800 Service Fee: Inside the leaked emails calling Metallica fans “stupid.”

– Twisted Sister’s “Reunion” Circus: Another desperate grab for your retirement fund.

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