THE EVIL BATMAN VS. TEXAS POLICE: A Total Clusterfuck! 5/2/09

The “Evil Batman” returns from a Ratt show in Laredo, Texas, and immediately proves why we can’t have nice things. Between dodging state troopers and screaming at innocent bystanders, this is the most chaotic “roving reporter” segment in the history of the show. If you think your life is a disaster, just listen to this guy try to outrun a shotgun-wielding cop while we cheer for his arrest.

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– Evil Batman claims he can’t get backstage because the “police people” are actually doing their jobs for once.

– A Texas State Trooper realizes he’s dealing with a lunatic and starts the “eviction” process.

– Chris and Neeley realize they can incite a police beating over the phone and immediately go for it.

– Evil Batman explains why the “Rodney King” defense doesn’t work in a border town.

– The final escape: Evil Batman flees from a teenage girl and hides behind a tree like a true superhero.

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