The Fake Retirement Tour Trend Is Getting Worse

Madonna pops up in Times Square looking unrecognizable, while George Lynch announces a new album weeks after dropping a “final” live record. Are legacy artists losing their grip on reality, or are we just watching the desperate reality of the modern music business?

The guys break down the cringe, the contradictions, and the side hustles keeping 80s icons alive.

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