Why Does Every Idiot Stalking Their Wife Carry An iPhone?

Think you’re smart enough to outrun the law? You’re not, and your “smart” devices are the reason why the cops are laughing at your interrogation tapes. We’re breaking down the absolute stupidity of modern criminals and why your privacy is a total myth in 2026.

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