Are sheep an aphrodisiac? (Emmerdale 23rd February - 6th March 2026)

It's been a curious time in Emmerdale village - whilst an awful lot has been going on, there also seems to have been no real narrative progress in the last two weeks, but we still found a way to talk for over an hour about whether or not Joe Tate now has a side parting, why Lewis and Vinny's first kiss had to be quite so public, and which members of the Emmerdale cast Simon could win a fight against (not many).