The Ramble: Football returns, premium mannequins and naughty Lacazette

The Bundesliga’s return to action was a strange but very welcome success this weekend, with Erling Braut Haland particularly unfazed by recent events or seemingly anything. 

Football is also back in South Korea, but that wasn’t what’s been making the headlines due FC Seoul’s decision to fill their stands with “premium mannequins”, which look a lot like sex dolls. Oh no.

In Scotland Celtic may soon be crowned champions, in Italy Mauricio “Smoky Maurice” Sarri’s habit may be even worse than we thought and here in England we have some tips to help Steve from last week get his ball back.

Then there’s Goal 2. Uuuuuugh.

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Further reading: 

Inside the Bundesliga’s restart:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/may/17/fewer-dives-a-missing-coach-and-subs-in-stand-inside-bundesligas-return

Alexandre Lacazette’s balloon indescretion:

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11670/11989920/alexandre-lacazette-arsenal-taking-seriously-balloon-incident

FC Seoul’s “premium mannequins”:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-52702075

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