Curry fantasies, kiosks that don’t exist anymore, and absolute nonsense.

Episode 16 sees the lads bravely hand control of the podcast over to the public — with predictably disastrous results. Armed with Facebook questions and zero organisation, GLC tackle life’s big topics: curry orders when someone else is paying, crisps that gave you the shits, shower-time music, shell suits with missing limbs, and why Burberry absolutely hated them.

🍛 Dream curry orders when Graham’s footing the bill

🥘 Curry house politics: Mahin Spire vs Handpost Tandoori

🚌 The true meaning of Kiosk 113 and where the other 112 kiosks went

🥔 Rare crisps, oven instructions, and instant diarrhoea

🚿 Shower-time music choices and practicing raps while washing your foul

🎤 Songs the band love but don’t play live (and why that’s probably for the best)

🕺 Welcome to Germany and the interpretive dance that cost them most of their audience

🐶 Dogs vs cats, plus historic anti-cat propaganda in the NME

🍺 Gigs ruined (or enhanced) by chemical enthusiasm

🎪 Festival memories involving Red Stripe cans used as microphones

🏨 A corporate gig, lost hotel rooms, drag queens, and promises that went unfulfilled

🧥 Billy’s shell suit sleeves and the international sleeve-sharing agreement

🍻 Who’s worst at drinking beer (and who can sleep holding a pint)

🥪 The ultimate working men’s club buffet: prawns, mini Kievs, egg sandwiches and beige fear

🧢 The fate of Fash, balaclavas, and ideas that never quite took off

🚗 Why the car had to be destroyed and filmed

🚌 Newport bus routes, pub crawls, and not helping pregnant women

🛒 The middle aisle of Lidl: trainers, windcheaters, DIY tools and hidden dildos

💿 Hidden tracks on GLC albums and how CDs used to mess with your head

🛍️ Cwmbran vs Newport (spoiler: Newport wins, obviously)

📻 A wholesome shout-out to the band Radioactive

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