S4E8: Denchawada

What up Girl! We both come back from our holiday break with EXCELLENT stories from home and no, we won't apologize.

Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode.

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-- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW --

----Bug's Song-----

Title: Oops!

Prompt Page: Robotic Surgery --> Waldo (short story) --> Rube Goldberg

Lyrics:

Oops, I'm sorry, my fault, my bad

yikes, I screwed up, whoops, I flubbed that

on your left, no right, frick! dammit

I get those mixed up by habit

Franz Ferdinand, shot in the head

Basic ass duke reppin' simple cause and effect

I'm like if Dr Frankenstein and Rueben Goldberg ever met

killed by my creation but with 20 extra steps

Oops, I'm sorry, my fault, my bad

yikes, I screwed up, whoops, I flubbed that

on your left, no right, frick! dammit

I get those mixed up by habit

Someday I'll get out of my way

Someday I'll get out of my way

Sometimes the glass is half full but it was empty when you left it

sometimes your mom's boyfriend's dentures are at the bottom of your beverage

and when a pessimist would spit it up and curse his rotten luck

the desperate would suck it up and plug his nose and chug

Oops, I'm sorry, my fault, my oops

yikes, I oops up, whoops, I flubbed that

on your left, oops right, frick! dammit

I get those mixed up by habit

Someday I'll get out of my way

Someday I'll get out of my way

Another Domino! fallin while you're walking away

Another Domino! falls and you just call it a game

Another Domino! Falls and it was never the same

Another Domino! Falls And you're absolved of the blame

Oops, I'm sorry, oops my oops my bad

oops you, I screwed oops, whoops, I oops

on your left oops, no oops, I...

I get those mixed up!

I said: Oops, I'm oops my fault my bad, my oops

yikes screwed up oops I flubbed that

on your oops, whoops oops, frick, dammit

I get oops oops oops oops dammit

Someday I'll get out of my way

Someday I'll get out of my way

Someday I'll get out of my own way (oops)

---- Matt's Song -----

Title: JMCC

Prompt Page: Happy Days -> George Lucas -> San Diego Comic-con

Lyrics:

let's go to jam mechanic comic con

let's go to jam mechanic comic con

meet me in gary Indiana

Bring the hydra and alpaca

let's go to jam mechanic comic con it's where we belong

You'll see cowboys and vampires

Socialist mayors

Board games, puppets and smoke detectors

A liberal kitty and a family dog

Getting their shit rocked by ichard noir

AND IF YOU GET HUNGRY WE'VE GOT YOU COVERED

An army of dead dads eating popcorn

I think curdled milkteeth is what happened to john

Cthulhu stuffing his mouth with some balls

Shimmy to the left cause captain stanley's got a gun

LET'S GO TO JAM MECHANIC COMIC CON

...

AND AFTER DARKKKK

Amelia earhart's doing white lines

With a guy in the corner looks a little like a lion

Agamemnon's laying pipe but he's just warming up

Here's you at a party with my uncle in a headlock

An angel and a devil are making out hard

Odin's in the garbage patch getting pardoned

Someone's fur prince got stuck in cement

The angel and the devil are making out again

LET'S GO TO JAM MECHANIC COMIC CON

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