The battle for the Democratic nomination to run for the Mayor of New York City came down to a despised Italian Zionist wanted for serial murder, and a 33-year-old Muslim Socialist who used to be a rap producer, sort of. The kid with the dumb ideas won the race, and New York City is about to become a sociological experiment in mismanagement and magical thinking.
Five city-owned and operated grocery stores will soon be springing up in Manhattan to sling government cheese and whatever else is covered by food stamps. Police are being reassigned away from mental health cases, and those dangerous lunatics are being turned over to unarmed civilian counselors who will be stationed across 100 subway platforms across town. What could possibly go wrong?