THE LOADING BAR THEORY 🤯 Life's Infinite Replay 🕶️ Proof You’ve Already Lived This Life Before “Oh no, not this level again.”

🤯 Ever feel like reality's just a badly optimized patch, your déjà vu the loading screen of a past life you voluntarily re-spawned into, and those toddler tales of WWII dogfights just debug logs from a previous build of your consciousness?

Deja vu: dimensional lag or save file reload? Toddler past life stories: cosmic patch notes leaking? That known-unknown place: legacy data download complete? You chose this bizarre DLC.

Buckle up, buttercups! This week on NPC ENERGY!, we're diving deep into the mind-bending theory that your current existence is just one loop in an infinite reincarnation cycle, a cosmic "New Game+" you willingly clicked "accept" on! 🤯 Ever get that creeping feeling you've done this before, not just a fleeting déjà vu, but a whole-life replay? We're not talking glitches; we're talking autosave notifications from a previous life, baby! Explore the esoteric explanation for déjà vu as your brain syncing with a past life file, and ponder the baffling cases of kids dropping freakishly accurate details of "past lives," like miniature historians with access to your Akashic Records. Could that eerie familiarity with a place you've never been be "anemoia" – nostalgia for forgotten playthroughs? And what about those kids claiming they chose you as parents? Are they just skipping the character creation screen in this cosmic RPG? We dissect near-death experiences as potential "exit screen prompts" where consciousness might unplug from the server, and even question if the Mandela Effect is just a sloppy server merge between your countless past life timelines. Ever stuck in the same toxic relationship or dead-end job? Spiritual theorists say it's karma-coded quest design – unlearned lessons forcing a rerun until you finally level up! And if nature itself is a series of endless loops, from Fibonacci spirals to the universe's potential "Cosmic Loop Theory," are we all just NPCs in an infinitely repeating simulation? The ultimate boss fight? The shocking realization that, according to hypnotherapist Dolores Cannon, "We are volunteers. We signed up for this experience." Join us as we unpack the glitch in the matrix and ask the ultimate question: if this is a rerun, what bizarre DLC did you accidentally install this time around? 🎮✨🧠 #Reincarnation #PastLives #DejaVu #MandelaEffect #NPC #Gaming #SimulationTheory #ConspiracyComedy #MindBlown #CosmicRPG #GlitchInTheMatrix #SpiritualAwakening #Podcast #NewEpisode #ProofOfPastLives #InfiniteLoop #CharacterSelection #LifeReviewBoard #Karma #TimeLoops #Anemoia #PreBirthMemories #NearDeathExperiences #VolunteerForLife #BizarreDLC