26: Literal Dicks in Boxes

In the conclusion of our Overtired/Night Moves Crossover Special Event, we find reasons to use the remaining synonyms for male genitals and accidentally make this a sort-of CES Special, too.

Oops.

Part 2 of 2

• ESN Members: if you love our shows, you’re going to love some of the new things we have coming soon. Members get a first look at new stuff, with more benefits to come in 2015.
• ESN Founding Sponsors: their faith in the network before launch is why ESN made it through our first year, and has a bright future ahead.

• Continued from Part 1, Night Moves 8: We Need to Talk About Bigfoot

• How Star Wars Conquered the Universe by Chris Taylor
• Joe Biden Fan Club t-shirts are for lovers who love to say “Fuck it.”
• Pater familias
• Apple typefaces (ok, fonts) like Apple Garamond and Motter Tektura are the OGs
• Catchphrase is a game ESN hosts should play at some mass gathering
• There’s Donkey Punch and there’s Donkey Punch.
• Orgazmo
• Four Lions was massively under-seen and a rare case of a representative trailer
• Chris Morris
• The Final Member
• Ship a Dick
• Dunkin dies of shame in a town with Gourdough’s and Mrs. Johnson’s
• Shake Shack is going public
• Crif Dogs is reason enough to find a reason to go to NYC
• Soylent is a real thing and not Soylent Green. Soylent Green is available in HD on Warner Archive Instant (Roku, iPad, web).
• S1m0ne
• Catlow features the only full-frontal nude Leonard Nimoy fight scene (no, really) in cinema history.

Post-Show

• Mister Selfridge
• The Brady Bunch Movie
• Josie and the Pussycats
• “Backdoor Lover”
• A letter to Marvel w/r/t Star Wars comics.