Blue Beetle | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 38

Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast#bluebeetle #bluebeetlemovie #DC #DCEUFollow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list.Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Oppenheimer2. Beau Is Afraid3. Infinity Pool4. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 35. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem6. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One7. John Wick: Chapter 48. Tetris9. Air10. Creed III11. Sound of Freedom12. The Flash13. Fast X14. Asteroid City15. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse16. Shazam! Fury of the Gods17. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves18. M3GAN19. missing20. The Machine21. Barbie22. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny23. Scream VI24. The Super Mario Bros. Movie25. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania26. Renfield27. Evil Dead Rise28. The Pope’s Exorcist29. Magic Mike’s Last Dance30. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts31. Knock at the Cabin32. Insidious: The Red Door33. The Last Voyage of the Demeter34. Plane35. Haunted Mansion36. Cocaine Bear37. Knights of the ZodiacBlue Beetle isn’t the worst movie in the DCEU, but it’s by far the most weary. It’s essentially “superhero fatigue the movie” because there’s nothing we haven’t seen before while ALSO having trouble taking itself seriously while ALSO wishing it was a Marvel movie.A down on his luck fella gets bit by a radioactive spid— Sorry, a blue space scarab burrows into his spine turning him into a reluctant and awkward superhero. Then the evil head of a giant weapons manufacturer steals the secrets of this scarab to make a fleet of men in iron suits called Ironma— sorry again, I mean OMACs.Meanwhile everything feels random and disconnected from everything else that’s happening, as if the script was really long so they just deleted every other scene leading to constant confusion and contradiction of character.Maybe a more serious version of this would’ve worked back at the very outset of the DCEU, but at this point it’s just tired and weak.And also all white people are racist.Support the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWPIf you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooeOur individual channels:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423