Haunted Mansion | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 35

Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcast#hauntedmansion #hauntedmansionmovieFollow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list.Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Oppenheimer2. Beau Is Afraid3. Infinity Pool4. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 35. Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part One6. John Wick: Chapter 47. Tetris8. Air9. Creed III10. Sound of Freedom11. The Flash12. Fast X13. Asteroid City14. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse15. Shazam! Fury of the Gods16. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves17. M3GAN18. missing19. The Machine20. Barbie21. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny22. Scream VI23. The Super Mario Bros. Movie24. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania25. Renfield26. Evil Dead Rise27. The Pope’s Exorcist28. Magic Mike’s Last Dance29. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts30. Knock at the Cabin31. Insidious: The Red Door32. Plane33. Cocaine Bear34. Knights of the ZodiacHaunted Mansion isn’t a movie. It feels more like a secret government IQ test. Anybody that doesn’t laugh gets put on a watchlist for being dangerously intellectual.Joking aside, it’s nothing more than a payday for aging actors simply trying to fill their Disney contract movie quotas, as well as a payday for the producers who have those same high profile actors say things like “shop at CVS” and “gee I’m hungry, let’s get a whopper cooked fresh from Burger King.” This poor excuse for a movie is a sad reminder that post-modernism is cancerous to storytelling. Everyone seems stupidly self-aware that nobody is taking this seriously. Meanwhile, you could take any single line from this movie and give it to any other character and nobody would know the difference because nobody has a distinct character while simultaneously everyone is the comic relief.It feels no different than Cocaine Bear where the director said, “just say funny stuff and be goofy.”There’s no story going on, nothing carrying us from beat to beat so by the end you’re begging for the afterlife.Support the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWPIf you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooeOur individual channels:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423