Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 29

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#indianajones #indianajonesandthedialofdestiny #indianajones5 Previous Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Beau Is Afraid2. Infinity Pool3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 34. John Wick: Chapter 45. Tetris6. Air7. Creed III8. The Flash9. Fast X10. Asteroid City11. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse12. Shazam! Fury of the Gods13. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves14. M3GAN15. missing16. The Machine17. Scream VI18. The Super Mario Bros. Movie19. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania20. Renfield21. Evil Dead Rise22. The Pope’s Exorcist23. Magic Mike’s Last Dance24. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts25. Knock at the Cabin26. Plane27. Cocaine Bear28. Knights of the ZodiacIndiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny opens with the Disney logo and at first I thought I was in the wrong theater. But then I remembered, oh yeaaaaa, Disney bought Lucas film and Lucas film is more than just Star Wars. I gotta say overall, this movie is not bad. But it’s like teaching your grandma how to drive a car again after her latest stroke: it’s far from the greatest ride of your life, and in the end you’re just glad she pulled it off without killing herself or anyone else. I’m willing to bet you won’t hate this movie, in fact you might love parts of it, like when your dementia-ridden grandma has a sudden moment of clarity and it feels like old times again, but then that’s overtaken by the shiny shimmering disni-fication of the whole thing, like when your grandma gets plastic surgery in her face and she looks like some inhuman ghoulish freakazoid, an odd and unnatural mixture of young and old that highlights her inability to give up the past. But you weigh that against the alternative, the one where she no longer exists at all and you figure, okay, this is fine, I’d rather have more days with her than none, but if she makes one shitty movie and we gotta start buying diapers she’s gonna eat pillow.Support the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWPIf you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooeOur individual channels:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423Nanz: https://www.youtube.com/@hiro5449