Knights of the Zodiac | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 22

Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into our sacred hierarchical list.Follow us on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/therankedpodcastPrevious Episode 2023 RANKED List:1. Beau Is Afraid2. Infinity Pool3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 34. John Wick: Chapter 45. Tetris6. Air7. Creed III8. Shazam! Fury of the Gods9. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves10. M3GAN11. missing12. Scream VI13. The Super Mario Bros. Movie14. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania15. Renfield16. Evil Dead Rise17. The Pope’s Exorcist18. Magic Mike’s Last Dance19. Knock at the Cabin20. Plane21. Cocaine BearKnights of the Zodiac is a difficult movie to review because it feels like beating up a retarded person, like giving poison to a baby, like ripping the head off a duckling, or sexually violating your buddy’s grandma.You know, things that don’t take a lot of effort.Speaking of low effort, Knights of the Zodiac is a movie with all style and no substance. All flash and no bang. It’s the product of taking the basic hero’s journey, filling it up with every cliched line in the book, and then asking a five-year-old to fill in the rest.But they did kill Sean Bean, so at least they got something right.Otherwise, this movie gave me AIDS.Support the show by using these affiliate links:GET A BUG-A-SALT HERE: https://amzn.to/3Cya379GET ALL THE BOND MOVIES HERE: https://amzn.to/2Vo1JWPIf you enjoy our work,here's our crypto tip jar:BTC: bc1qz6s04aw2qdkl946uttpqgtqv06utfd287vmu90Dogecoin: DKzAwyN3neSeWfSwTBPcDp1NJafypqWooeOur individual channels:Charles: https://www.youtube.com/@Flavorful_Chunt https://www.youtube.com/@FilmHackerMcCurdy: https://www.youtube.com/@ryanmccurdy9423Nanz: https://www.youtube.com/@hiro5449