OPTIMIZING D&D 2024 WARLOCKS II - Blasting, Bards, and Bad Decisions with Gabe Greenspan

Warlocks, Mystic Arcanum, and Our Deeply Cursed MySpace Past – Now Optimized for Maximum Emotional Damage!

Tired of forgetting what Tyler said about multiclassing back in 2021? Want to relive the glory days of your favorite hot takes, Warlock rants, and deeply cursed jokes? Good news! RPGBOT.net is proud to announce that archived episodes of the RPGBOT.Podcast are now available on YouTube. That’s right—every mispronounced spell, every wizard tangent, every moment of Tyler realizing he’s said something horrible is now accessible. Search “RPGBOT Podcast” on YouTube and hit that play button like it owes you an Eldritch Invocation.

A huge thanks to our guest, Gabe Greenspan — actor, writer, professional chaos gremlin, and the only person brave enough to optimize Warlocks and still talk about MySpace unironically. Gabe’s insight runs as deep as his playlist is unhinged, and if you enjoyed this episode, you need to check out his other work:

• Total Party Skill – where razor-sharp theorycraft collides with chaotic actual play

• Tabletop Tunes – the ultimate soundtrack for your bard, your boss fights, or your brooding warlock vibes

And learn more about Gabe at gabegreenspan.com, where the comedy’s punchy, the projects are plentiful, and the bio page probably isn’t haunted. Probably. Because let’s be honest—every optimized Warlock deserves a killer theme song and a guest appearance from someone cooler than their DM.

This episode, we go from Dial-Up to Die-Resonance.

The RPGBOT crew welcomes back Gabe Greenspan for part 2 of the Warlock optimization series using the D&D 2024 ruleset. After a brief trip down memory lane to the pixelated glory of MySpace Top 8s and AIM away messages, the conversation dives headfirst into Warlock mechanics from level 10 all the way to 20.

Tyler, Randall, and Ash—plus Gabe—discuss spell selection, Mystic Arcanum picks, Eldritch Invocations, and the emotional weight of choosing your level 20 capstone. There’s an alarming amount of love for spells that make you omnipresent, and maybe a bit too much nostalgia for the early internet. You’ll laugh, you’ll optimize, and you might question your teenage social media presence.

From the philosophical (“What does it mean to be a Warlock?”) to the practical (“Why is Misty Step still doing so much work?”), this episode gives you the strategy, humor, and memes you need to build a Warlock that slaps—whether you’re blasting, hexing, or sipping potions made of regret.

• MySpace Trauma is Real: The team explores how early internet experiences shaped their current personalities... and also their spell lists.
• Spell Selection Is Everything: Choosing the right spells is like curating your Top 8—deeply personal, slightly toxic, and possibly game-breaking.
• Mystic Arcanum = Late Game Power: Learn which spells will turn your Warlock from “mysterious loner” into “arcane juggernaut.”
• Leveling with Purpose: Level 10 through 20 contains major decision points that define how your Warlock handles endgame content, narrative moments, and group synergy.
• Multiclass Temptations: Warlocks continue to be the gateway class for players who want to dip a toe in every magical pond.
• Warlock 2024 Is Glowing Up: The new rules breathe life into a class that was already beloved. Now it’s leaner, meaner, and finally makes sense at higher levels.
• Meta Humor + Mechanics = RPGBOT: Balancing crunchy optimization with existential jokes is our specialty—and also the entire episode.

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