Don't Threaten Me with a Good Time by monsterleadmehome -- Chapters 1-8

She scoffs. “If you must know, he ‘elected’ me because he thinks our shared animosity will keep you in check. He’s also not worried about you trying to shag me as a distraction.”

He leans back, stubbing out his cigarette on the banister. His eyes rove over her from crown to toe and back. She lifts her chin and tries not to shiver. “Well, he’s right about that.”

Lucius Malfoy hires Hermione Granger to whip his son into shape so he can find a pure-blood bride and receive his inheritance. What could go wrong?

Rating:ExplicitArchive Warning:No Archive Warnings ApplyCategory:F/MFandom:Harry Potter - J. K. RowlingRelationship:Hermione Granger/Draco MalfoyCharacters:Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Pansy Parkinson, Theodore Nott, Blaise ZabiniAdditional Tags:Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Drug Use, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Genderswapped My Fair Lady (kinda), Bossy Hermione Granger, Playboy Draco Malfoy, Eventual Smut, Accidental Voyeurism, Minor Draco/OC, Virginity Kink, Size Kink, Praise KinkLanguage:EnglishCollections:Best of DMHG, Dramione Fics That Live In My Head Rent Free, Dramione I'm Obsessed With, Godtier Dramione, ultimate dramione rereads, Good Girl Hermione, Enrikas stuff, Good Potterhead Shit, The Draimone Collection, dramione to read,dramione for molly to be read, Best of Hermione's, SM to read, Miss Mora's Favorite Dramione Fics, DM + HG <3, Books I want to read, Dramione to Read, Mmm that was TOO good let’s get the bill, dramione that is necessary for My Existence, draco + hermione <3, Best Dramione Fics, Complete, all-time greatest Dramione 🖤❤️, keep off i‘m trYing not to dIE, Dramione to ReadStats:Published: 2020-01-26 Completed: 2020-06-08 Words: 48,092 Chapters: 10/10