60. Van Helsing (2004) dir. Stephen Sommers

Well, there was a Wanted poster in dodgy French that told us that Van Helsing is Wanted, and we were happy to provide. If you're not happy about it, blame The Generic Order of the Regular Knights of Totally Not the Templars. Join us as we meet human action figure Steampunk Frankenstein, pop SO many Bat-Babies, and say goodbye in the most Mufasa-ass way possible. And then ride off into the non-sequel sunset.

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Your Horror Hosts: Anthony Bowman (he/him) & Eric Velazquez (he/him). Cover painting by Amanda Keller (@KellerIllustrations on Instagram).