2 Blokes From Blighty - The Mermaid Olympics

The year began with a bang, quite a show,

Resolutions made, though progress was slow.

AI hit the scene,

Chatbots became keen,

While eggs cost a fortune—oh no!

Spring brought debates, some fiery and loud,

"Let’s ban TikTok!" cried one worried crowd.

King Charles was crowned,

Some yawns went around,

And Netflix said, "No more password-shared shroud!"

Summer got hotter, the temps were unreal,

Record heatwaves made everyone squeal.

Threads took a shot,

But Twitter said "Not!"

While UFO hearings gave us new zeal.

Year's end arrived with festive delight,

But AI was writing your holiday invites.

A SpaceX flight soared,

Taylor Swift broke records,

And inflation still gave wallets a fright!

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