12. The Sorting Hat is a Medieval Crust Punk: COS Chapter 12

Today’s headlines: In fitting twist of fate, ringleader of nonsense scheme, “Operation Polyjuice” is accidentally transformed into a cat. Her followers reported that they were honestly shocked that this was the only thing that went wrong with this utterly terrible plan. Front Page: Penelope + Percy in the dungeon! Fred and George are truly heroes! Geez, Malfoy, could you be any more obvious with this crush?! Politics: Fat Shaming! Polyjuice potion is very unethical! Witch NSA watch! Editorials: HERMIONE WHY??? Read all about this and more in this week’s episode!

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