7. She's Come to Snuff the Rooster: COS Chapter 7

Today’s headlines: Parents Outraged By Hogwarts’ Quidditch Policy Which Requires Students To Supply Their Own Brooms—School Claims Inequity “Builds Character” The Front Page: 90s Alt Rock! Drama Gay Draco! Education: OMG this school. Politics: Human rights violations! Racism! Ableism! Editorials: Lockhart aka this f*cking guy Sports: Calm down, Oliver! Health and Science: How do these photos work?! Dear Hedwig, this guy is obsessed with me—how can I get him to back off? Open this week’s paper to read all about it!

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