Case 5.12: Bride of Chaotica

In space, no one can hear you laugh maniacally! When explorers from a dimension of pure light start a war with Tom’s favorite video game, Janeway must bravely don a kinky golden-age science fiction getup to bring fire to a villain's loins and peace back to the holodeck. Can the power of amateur theater save these hapless photonic wanderers from the wrath of Chaotica? Will Captain Proton hang up his cardboard jetpack for good? Will Janeway hang on to that costume for, uh, special occasions? Will the smug and infuriatingly soft-spoken panel of experts on WPSTV find the charming cultural artifact known as “Bride of Chaotica!” to be HARMLESS… or HARMFUL?