Below Deck Mediterranean Season 10 Episode 3 | Truffles, Tension & the Jet Ski of Doom

It’s Season 10, Episode 3 of Below Deck Mediterranean, and the only thing floating smoothly is the chaos. Guests are left drifting in the ocean like unwanted opinions, Christian’s jet ski instructions are vibes-based at best, and Max and the hose are locked in a battle of egos. Kizzi’s spilling more than drinks, V is spiraling over laundry and life, and Nathan’s just trying not to combust on deck. Josh is in the galley plating confusion with a side of missing truffles, while Aesha deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for not throwing anyone overboard. Captain Sandy’s watching it all with quiet judgment, and frankly? Same. Between the jet ski trauma, hose fights, and STD monologues, this yacht feels less like a vacation and more like a floating HR violation—and we’re living for it.