Love is Blind Season 9 Episodes 1 - 6 | Denver, We Have a Problem

We binged episodes 1 through 6 of Love Is Blind Season 9, and honestly? This Denver cast might be the cringiest crew yet—and yes, we’re including Season 2. On this episode of The Snark Side, Danielle is emotionally short-circuiting over Edmond kissing the literal floor like it’s a grand romantic gesture, while Jay is spiraling over Nick’s bigoted hot takes and Mike’s jaw-droppingly ignorant comments about diabetes (and women in general). We’re breaking down Kacie’s unsettling fixation on Patrick’s ethnicity, the couples already giving "this ends in tears," and the chaotic editing that made us question whether time even exists in the pods anymore. From red flags in every direction to vibes that scream “here for followers,” this first half is a wild ride—and yes, we’re judging. Hard.