Married At First Sight (MAFS) Australia Season 13 Episode 1 | Hidden Kids and Altar Ultimatums

It’s the Season 13 premiere of Married At First Sight Australia, and the "experts" have once again served up a batch of weddings that look more like hostage negotiations than happily-ever-afters. The snark squad is zeroing in on Gia and Scott, who shared a spark that might just survive the fact that Gia "forgot" to mention her child until the cake was cut. While they were playing hide-and-seek with the truth, Alissa was busy demanding David propose at the actual altar—because clearly, a legal marriage isn't enough commitment for her—and Rachel was already spiraling because Steven hasn't complimented her every five seconds. To top off the premiere chaos, Mel and Luke delivered a start so devoid of chemistry it made a lab accident look romantic. Between the secret kids and the altar demands, this season proves that in the MAFS world, the "I Do" is usually followed by a "You Did What?"

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