The Real Housewives of Miami Season 7 Episode 19 | Heavy Petting and a Haitian Mortician

It’s Season 7, Episode 19 of The Real Housewives of Miami, and the reunion gloves are off—along with, allegedly, everything else. This week on The Snark Side, Julia accuses Adriana of sleeping with her and blackmailing her, while Adriana insists it was just “heavy petting” and counters with claims that Julia’s been cheating—with a Haitian mortician, no less, who apparently walked away with a coffee maker and a story to tell. Add in Alexia and Stephanie’s cold war, Kiki’s emotional family update, and Larsa pretending she’s not entertained, and we’ve got a reunion that feels more like a telenovela with a Bravo budget. Who’s lying, who’s crying, and who’s just here for the espresso machine? Let’s get into it.