Conte on the rocks, cucumbers, and an ox on the brink of extinction

With Chelsea imploding once again, your Totally Football Team - AC Jimbo, ably assisted by David Preece, Jame Horncastle and Tom Williams - look at the problems at Stamford Bridge, preview all the big games in the Premier League and beyond, and talk more about club nicknames and international footballing idioms:RUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: Conte’s unravelling at Chelsea; Abdoulaye Doucouré v Tiémoué Bakayoko; the Hawthornes Triangle (02m 00s)• PART 1b: West Ham sign Patrice Evra (09m 50s)• PART 2a: Facebook Live quiz details (13m 00s)• PART 2b: Swansea’s flying under CC (13m 50s)• PART 2c: Spurs v Arsenal preview; GegenX; “football is about tricking your opponent”; how to defeat VAR (17m 45s)• PART 3a: Correspondence; all change at Leeds(27m 30s)• PART 3b: Ligue 1 news: Lemar, Dani Alves in goal (31m 00s)• PART 3c: Favourite own goals; La Liga news; Serie A round-up (33m 40s)• PART 4: Man City v Leicester and the Mahrez subtext; belated Brighton love; the Karius metamorphosis?; the rest of the PL weekend (38m 10s)• PART 5: More footballing nicknames from around the world (51m 50s)• PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (55m 15s)• PART 7: More footballing idioms and adios (55m 00s)LIVE NEWS:• we’re live at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**. Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and **Pat Nevin** - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. [Get your tickets now!](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/artist/5242479?_ga=2.123132811.1872718434.1517842994-1603489818.1517499837)PARISH NOTICES:• join[** Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/)• get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)**• send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)

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