Special Guest James Mason watches Twilight: New Moon (2009)

Wife and Husband film fans Natalie and Bobby trawl their gargantuan DVD collection and check out the lowest rated movies they own. Hoping for the yellow Porsche rather than the motorbike tumble, they watch with the 2.4* rated on Letterboxd Twilight: New Moon. Only this time we step aside and we inflict the sequel onto an unsuspecting James Mason. The beloved cynic discusses whether Bella does her homework, his telly-lad cinema education, the disruption of his Netflix algorithm and points out some credible vampire lore. “It's like a huge hole has been punched through my chest.” Enjoy the pod if not the wet love triangle.