The Thirteenth Tuesday

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How do we know that nothing is nothing? Are we sure that nothing is nothing? Because I think that for nothing to be nothing, we have to not think of anything. But we already have a symbolic point of value for nothing, and the fact that we can assign value to the concept of nothing, must mean that nothing is something. In order for nothing to be nothing, then there has to be nothing defining that nothingness. But clearly, because we define nothing as nothing, it therefore means that nothing isn’t nothing and is in fact something.

“(Scoffs) Guys, in case you've already forgotten, Pacifica Northwest is the worst. (Knock at door; Dipper gets up to answer it.) And that's not just jealousy talking. I'd say that to her face. (Opens door, sees Pacifica in incognito.)

Pacifica: I need your help.

Dipper: You’re the worst. (Slams door.)”