#113 - An Elephant's Journey

Today we get our tusks wet with Phoenix Wilder and the Great Elephant Adven-- An Elephant's Journey. We have reason to speculate that they changed the title because they wanted to franchise this movie out at one point, and then decided to make it a standalone film after realizing that it sucked ass in every conceivable way.

Undeserving self-serving opening credits! Forgetting Phoenix! Collapsing a camp tent on an unconscious criminal! Eating an orange like an asshole! Visiting white-savior trope! Lack of justice for Uncle Jack! Anarchist unions! Chugging cave runoff water! Elephants understand English! Bottomless wood bags! High-gloss poacher head-shot folders! Hyping up the helicopter! Lugging along loose tusk bouquets, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!  

"Fuck polar bears."

- Chris

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