#18 - House on Haunted Hill

Words cannot describe how Chris and Rob talk about this movie. Eventful? No! Thoughtful? No! Direction and taste? Also no! It is hard to use metrics to analyze a film that is so fucking stupid and without a point. It was so hard to do this episode, that the internet went out. We had to reset, and start up again. Even still, our podcast was more cohesive and focused than this absolute piece of garbage. We've even been told that sanitation workers started renegotiating their union contracts because the debris from this film went upwind and soiled their benefits. Seriously, fuck this movie. Vincent Price is spinning in his grave like a pinwheel. Brought to you by hotdogs at 3 am. Sorry, everybody.