#258 - Cosmic Sin

This week, we get into Cosmic Sin; a film starring Bruce Willis that makes us feel really, really bad. He was sick when they worked on this, and we’re sick for trying to critique it. Funny enough, Bruce Willis is the best part of this film, which is a really nice way of saying that Frank Grillo sucks ass! 

Seriously, Grill-o needs to chill, bro! 

Bruce in budget blockbuster, brandishing blasters, bafflingly bellowing, breaking barriers, becoming broken! Blasting Q-bombs right up in their quantum space gate! Missed the universe for the trees! Quantum humans colonizing the cosmos! Roughnecks bumping uglies in the boonies! You gotta shoot them in the eyes? Ford fucks up the foreign fiends with a bazooka thing! Uncle army leader lets nephew join the war! Honing in on hostiles with the homies, unhappily! Traveling through the double ice cream light streams! Reverse rerolling the quantum energy into the space gate and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! 

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