#27 - Super Mario Brothers

Chris and Rob dumpster dive into a parallel dimension filled with dinosaurs and shitty plot mechanisms as they unpack Super Mario Brothers. This movie was tough to watch because it's supposed to be a video game adaptation, but that part never really... happened. How could a game about an Italian plumber who eats coins and shoots fireballs at mushroom people on his way to rescue a princess from a lizard king get so lost in translation? Dino Dungeons! Garbage truck escapism! Evolution for dummies! Verbose henchmen with faulty cranial calculators! Lizard pizza! Dangling plunger decor! Thirsty Utility Vans? Suspiciously shaped meteor meat, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever made!