#53 - Battleship

You guys! We know you probably think that we're making a bold assertion that 1:36:22 of 3 guys bitching about Battleship has more entertainment value than the 2:11:00 runtime of the movie itself, but we assure you we know what we're talking about. What a festering shit-box of a movie. Where do we start? Botched burrito burgling! Cyborg strutting! Cops leaving paraplegics to die! Top Gun soccer knockoffs! Art of War of the Worlds! Rihanna! Thunderstruck Boomer Blasters, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!