#68 - Anaconda

Riddle me this... what's sweaty, smelly, and coiled up in a pungent lump at the bottom of the toilet? If you answered 1997's Anaconda, then you're 100% correct. Though it turns out Roger Ebert was a massive fan (not even joking, Google that shit). Ice Cube is somehow the best actor, and John Voight is nothing more than a shiny sausage with an axe to grind and a scowl that's as flaccid as a microwaved hotdog at 3am (TM). 

Paraguayan person popping up in mid production! Lopez letting the ladies loose! Buckets full of monkey blood! Lame Horniness! Penile pipe logic! Double gun face butts! Resurfaced Faculty trauma! Leg lock neck breaks! ...Snake... trophies! Slimy winks! Dollar store dictators, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! 

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