#95 - Tank Girl

Today, we talk about tank girl; a movie that takes 72 minutes to show us... a tank girl. This film is rife with edgy eighth-grade toilet humor, and that's where this movie belongs. And thanks to more faulty Pipe Logic™, we know exactly where this film will end up in history when we slam the handle, and wash away the sin that is Tank Girl.

Girl and boy bursting in on boyfriend’s botanical birthday suit! Blowing away bovine Battlefield Earth ground beef style! Prostituting children! Asian amputee experts! Neglecting your niece for a musical number! Bestiality! Cheeks and pasties! Humpty Dumpty face gutting! Rainbow Twinkie fluid, and three liters of high octane petrol! Fertile ground for soundboard sandbagging! Human dehydrator blood water converters! Clapping danger balls! Sexy sand showers! Pipe logic™ torture! Teenage mutant rapey kangaroos! 3 am glizzies on the cargo hijack mission, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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